Good after-morning my dear reader, and welcome to another instalment of Jordan-is-pretty-stupid-most-of-the-time! For your reading pleasure today, I have this little part of the blog, and linked and stored in a separate location, I have a short story I’ve written for you, that you might enjoy!
I’m afraid I haven’t got much craziness for you; this has been a very reflective week. It’s nice to occasionally go through periods where you spend most of your time thinking about your life, about who is in it, what you are doing, your purpose, that kind of thing. It just doesn’t lend to leaving your house and being exciting. (Having said that, I did still manage to spend a lot of my time outside doing completely ridiculous things, like rescuing a dog and driving on a beach at midnight-ish).
All of you that know me will know I’m a worrier. Not in the sense of, ‘Oh my, if I walk out of the house today, maybe I will be killed by a car or a poisonous spider or maybe if I stay inside I’ll die from asbestos or being burgled’, but in the, ‘I wonder is that person okay, I wonder what they meant when they said that, I wonder why they’re annoyed, I wonder why they’ve organised this and not said anything to me.’ way. I think that this makes me difficult to deal with, sometimes- or at least, I know it makes it difficult to be me, so I’m going to assume it makes me difficult to deal with. It’s why I get hit hard when an ex throws a tantrum and starts complaining about all the time he wasted with you, when you’ve been trying to be friendly with him, or why I get panicky when it feels like a once-close friendship is starting to drift apart. But I don’t necessarily think it’s a bad thing.
Yesterday, when on a walk with a lovely gentleman, a wild crying girl appeared. And, of course, I was worried. Her dog had bolted on her in one of the housing areas on the edge of Aberystwyth. I didn’t really need to think about what to do. I was concerned, so I interrupted the date to go and hunt down this dog and, after a half hour of aimlessly walking around yelling, ‘DOG, LOST DOG, COME HERE LOST DOG’, the silly thing came flying out of a side alley and plopped itself down on my feet. A few moments later, the dog was back with its owner, the little girl was happy, and the day was saved. I’m not telling you this to brag, or to say, ‘LOOK AT ME I’M AWESOME’. It’s one of those things I enjoy about myself, though- this feeling that, on later reflection, was completely natural, and not something I forced myself into doing to look good, of needing to help people.
This feeling has characterised some of my closest friendships. I have friends who have come into my life purely because I got worried about them, (sometimes while barely knowing them), and have made a concerted effort to find out what’s wrong. There are some of you out there thinking that, hell, that’s really nosey, and that it’s not really any of my business. (In fact, there is one person in particular who I’m very aware will be thinking that if he sees this, and I’d like to point out the number of times I sat with him at the Castle until 3am because of how upset he got with everything, and I’d like to point out that he can then take his objections and shove them up his ass). I think that’s beside the point. I would never force anyone to say anything they didn’t want too, I’m not some kind of torturer. It’s just this need. There are people whose friendships, I’m very aware of, I started purely because I decided that I was worried about them, and felt the need to make their lives a little happier, if I could.
If you’ve never felt this compulsion, if it isn’t built into you, you might have no idea what I’m talking about. This will probably all look like shameless-self-promotion. (Which I’m kind of worried that it’s coming across as. It’s not intentional, if it is.) It’s a need. It’s a proper, shouty, ‘If you don’t help people, you’re being an asshat, and you might as well just not have friends or do anything’ need. I can’t really help it, and for that matter, I don’t think I really want to help it. Except for when it turns sour.
I hope I’m not the only person that does this, but, I guess, if I am, it’s not really all that disconcerting. Sometimes it’s nice to be a Death Star in a galaxy of Star Destroyers. But I want to know; do any of the rest of you worriers, (or maybe I should say, conscientious people), ever find yourselves in the awful situation of what I like to call, ‘The paranoid-worry-make-angry’? (Best name for something ever, I know.) That situation where, you feel as though someone is upset with you, or is being cold, so you worry, you ask them what the matter is, and then they get angry and upset and cold because you’re worrying about the perceived coldness, and then it all turns into a big sticky mess and everyone gets upset? I’m fairly certain it’s one of the main reasons people find it difficult to deal with me. (Which, of course, could just be me being paranoid again.) It’s not a nice feeling. Especially when it results in constant lectures about how you should ‘stop being paranoid and insecure’, (because we all know that the solution to a persons problems is to accuse them of being paranoid and insecure. People have very interesting ways of dealing with each other, which might be a topic for another blog). It’s not a fun situation to get yourself stuck in, and it seems uniquely wrapped up in the world of the worrier. (I’m not suggesting that some of the rest of you don’t do this, I’m simply saying that it’s a particularly prevalent problem with the other worriers I know.)
A part of me has written this to get a bunch of stress off my chest. Hard weeks don’t make for the cheeriest of writing. Another part of me is genuinely hoping that this will help someone out there. I hope some one of you will read this and go, ‘Hey, I’m like that, I’m not completely alone and completely crazy!’ One of the happiest days of my life was when I realised that my fake-wife and I go through a lot of the same stupid-paranoid-worries. It’s such a lovely feeling to know you’re not crazy by yourself.
Maybe some people weren’t built to deal with the rest of the world. Maybe some people were built to be the rocks of other peoples worlds. Maybe, some people were built to just exist and, despite the hardships of existing as them, to know that they’re putting a lot more joy out into the Universe than they’re taking back in. Or maybe I’m just a horrible, irritating bastard. I very much hope you have enjoyed reading, and I’ve attached a link to my short story below. Have an awesome week!
I’m a cool person,
Jordan
(p.s., here’s that link. https://jol20.wordpress.com/2013/03/02/the-gulls-reminded-him-of-freedom-3/)